Coming Soon to Theatres: Trailers

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Your baby not ready to be viewed in its entirety yet? But you still want to whet the appetites of your fans? Not a problem. Send us a trailer for your movie!

We’re accepting all kinds of genres this year. The gates are wide open, even for pulse-pounding, salivating trailers for your work that the world will just have to wait a little bit longer to enjoy.

Let’s admit it, there is a certain part of the mind reserved exclusively for deriving pleasure from watching trailers on the screen. Gone are the dark times where one patron would exclaim to the other: “Agnes, let’s drag our heels a wee bit on the way to the movie theatre, the first few minutes are only previews.” Or “Would you be so kind as to skip to the main menu of the DVD, Clarence? I certainly would like to bypass those dreaded previews.” It took a while before someone finally figured it out…”previews” = BAD. “trailers” = HAPPINESS. Now, the world is a much brighter place, where we are far more likely to shuffle our feet at a rapid pace to get to the theatre ahead of time, proclaming: “I say, Carlton, I do love me a good trailer-viewing before the motion picture plays. It is quite smashing to see what to expect to come out this year!”

…what? Some of us might have grown up in mid-1800’s Britain. There a problem with that?

Send us your trailers and we will broadcast them to the zombie-like masses at Sharpcuts this year! And be sure to include the title unlike those morons who forgot theirs over at Paramount with their trailer for Cloverfield. Man, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

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